Matt: absolution nr 1 album? haha i don't think so

Matt: nah I'm not that great a singer

Matt: i just make it look impressive I'm not that good at guitar

Matt: professional musician? lol

Matt: sexiest male? nonono too short i am

Matt: kill chickens? hells yeah i can here let me demonstrate

teacher: you have a new classmate

me: please for the love of god be a hot boy